💰 Coinbase’s Titanic Profits: A $1.4B Windfall and Bitcoin’s Embrace 💸
Coinbase Global, Inc. (Nasdaq: COIN) has announced a profit so vast, it could make even the most hardened capitalist weep with joy—a $1.43 billion net profit for Q2 2025, a meteoric rise from the meager $36 million reported in the same period last year. This digital titan has not only amassed a fortune but has also secured a $1.26 billion bitcoin holding, a move that redefines the landscape of modern finance.