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So far, three brave souls-including the ever-pompous United States-have raised their hands in support, as if saying, “Yes, let us toss a few barrels into the wild market and see what happens!” American officials, with the confidence only they could muster, predict that a joint release of 300-400 million barrels might just coax the markets back into polite society. Currently, the G7 hoards a modest 1.2 billion barrels of black gold, tucked away like a vintage wine collection.

On a recent X post-a place where pronouncements are both proclamations and confessions-Samson Mow, that tireless herald of crypto, proclaims BTC to be none other than “exponential gold.” Such a declaration could either be a prophecy or a polite form of madness. One wonders whether he sleeps or merely tosses and turns with visions of million-dollar coins.