Guess what, folks? United States President Donald Trump just unveiled the latest episode of “As the Crypto Turns!” Yep, that’s right! The President’s Working Group on Digital Assets has been told to roll out the red carpet for XRP (you know, the one that makes everyone say “X-R-Who?”), Solana (the speedy one that races past Bitcoin), and Cardano‘s ADA (the nerdy techie that always brings its books to the party!).
But hold your horses! In his March 2 Truth Social post, ol’ Trump didn’t even drop a hint about Bitcoin (BTC). That’s right, it’s like going to a party and forgetting to invite the guest of honor! 🎉
Now, backtracking to the Bitcoin 2024 shindig in Nashville (where I assume everyone was on a diet of BBQ and dreams), Trump had claimed he’d create a “strategic national Bitcoin stockpile.” Well, during his keynote speech, he exclaimed:
“If I am elected, it will be the policy of my Administration — the United States of America — to keep 100% of all the Bitcoin the government currently holds or acquires into the future. We will keep a hundred percent!”
And then, just to sprinkle some whipped cream on top, he said, “I hope you do well, at least. This will serve, in effect, as the core of the Strategic national Bitcoin stockpile.” 🤣 Isn’t that sweet? Like a generous grandparent giving you an extra cookie; we appreciate it! 🍪
But don’t get your hopes up too high, Bitcoin fans! After his January 23 executive order that sent Bitcoin maximalists into a tizzy, Trump’s playful language has shifted—just like your uncle after a few too many drinks at Thanksgiving.
This is still a developing saga, folks! Be sure to tune in for the next episode of “Crypto Capers!”
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2025-03-02 19:14