Trump’s Crypto Reserve: A Comedy of Gains and Giggles! 😂💰

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  • Ah! The illustrious President Trump hath proclaimed the birth of the US Crypto Reserve!
  • This grand reserve shall embrace Cardano, XRP, and Solana, alongside the two most noble cryptocurrencies!
  • Lo and behold! This proclamation hath caused ADA to soar over 70% in but a day!

Verily, the cryptocurrency market hath donned a splendid green hue following the announcement from our dear President Donald Trump. Cardano, XRP, and Solana now reign supreme upon the charts, with Cardano (ADA) taking the crown for the most magnificent leap! 🎉

As per the wise sages at CoinMarketCap, at this very moment, ADA doth trade at $1.10, boasting a market cap exceeding $38 billion! A staggering leap of over 40% hath been recorded in the past hour, whilst the 24-hour chart doth reveal an astonishing uptrend of over 74%! Truly, a spectacle to behold! 📈

Not to be outdone, XRP and Solana (SOL) also partake in this joyous ascent, gaining over 15% and 10% respectively in the past hour. At this moment, XRP doth trade at $2.93, with its 1-day chart reflecting gains of over 35%. Meanwhile, SOL, that charming fellow, trades at $173.52, having leapt over 20% in the 24-hour chart! 🤑

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Earlier today, our illustrious President Trump did announce the creation of the U.S Crypto Reserve via the magical realm of social media. The proclamation read,

“A U.S Crypto Reserve shall elevate this critical industry after years of corrupt attacks by the Biden Administration! My Executive Order on Digital Assets hath directed the Presidential Working Group to forge ahead with a Crypto Strategic Reserve that includes XRP, SOL, and ADA!”

He did not stop there, oh no! He further declared,

“I shall ensure that the U.S. becomes the Crypto Capital of the World! We are MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

In a subsequent missive, President Trump did clarify that the heart of this crypto reserve would be none other than the top two cryptocurrencies, Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH). He proclaimed, “And, of course, BTC and ETH, as other valuable Cryptocurrencies, shall be the very essence of the Reserve. I do adore Bitcoin and Ethereum!” 💖

Notably, this additional proclamation hath seemingly breathed new life into the king coin, which had recently been on a downward spiral. According to CoinMarketCap, at this moment, Bitcoin hath reclaimed its throne above the $90k mark, trading at $91,210, with a gain of over 4% in the past hour and over 7% in the 24-hour chart! 👑

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Meanwhile, Ethereum doth appear to be faring much better than its royal counterpart. ETH trades at $2438 at this moment, with an uptrend of 9.50% in the past hour. The 24-hour chart doth show a gain of over 10%, whilst the 7-day chart remains a tale of woe, painted in red with a downtrend of over 13%. Alas! 😅

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2025-03-02 20:33