Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: From Doom to Boom in McGlone’s Crystal Ball

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Imagine this: Mike McGlone, the man who could make a fortune telling fortunes, has suddenly decided that his crystal ball was showing him the wrong channel all along. Earlier this year, he was the guy in the corner at the party, whispering gloomy tales of Bitcoin tumbling down to a mere $10,000. Now, he’s doing the financial equivalent of a backflip and claiming, “Whoops, my bad! Turns out, Bitcoin’s got more lives than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.” 🤦‍♂️

McGlone’s Bitcoin Boogie: From Bear to Bull in a Blink

Our man McGlone took to Twitter, where else, to share his newfound optimism. Apparently, President Donalt Trump (yes, you read that right, although I’m pretty sure he meant Donald) is shaking things up in a way that makes risk assets, like our beloved, highly speculative and volatile cryptocurrencies, look like the belle of the ball. Trump’s been slapping tariffs on everyone from Canada to China, and according to McGlone, this means only one thing: cryptocurrencies are about to strut their stuff. 🕺💃

Trump is resetting the post WWII order of most of the world running net export surpluses with the US. What does it mean for risk assets? Down for the US and highly speculative and volatile #cryptocurrencies are likely to continue leading the way. #Gold $3,000 an ounce resistance…

— Mike McGlone (@mikemcglone11) April2,2025

McGlone’s prophecy now includes gold, that old reliable, breaking through the $3,000 barrier like it’s nothing. But let’s not forget, he once compared Bitcoin to the dot-com bubble. Now, he’s singing a different tune, claiming cryptocurrencies are leading the charge. It’s like watching a financial weatherman change his forecast from “stormy with a chance of bankruptcy” to “sunny with a high chance of profit.” ☀️💰

Kiyosaki’s Silver Lining: The Real Golden Ticket?

Meanwhile, Robert Kiyosaki, the man who taught us the difference between rich dads and poor dads (and apparently, shiny metals), is all about silver. He’s the evangelist of the “silver is the new black” movement, predicting it’ll double in value this year. According to Kiyosaki, if you’re looking for something hot, forget Bitcoin and gold; silver’s where it’s at. At least for the next two months. After that, who knows? Maybe we’ll all be trading in seashells. 🐚

Kiyosaki’s not abandoning ship on Bitcoin and gold, mind you. He’s just diversifying his portfolio like a squirrel hoarding nuts for winter. And who can blame him? With financial forecasts changing faster than the weather, it’s probably best to keep a bit of everything. Just in case. 🌰💼

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2025-04-02 15:14