🚨 Crypto Chaos Unleashed: XRP Futures Set to Launch on Coinbase 🤑
April 4, 2025 05:15:56 UTC
Coinbase Derivatives: The XRP Futures Conundrum
And so, the great XRP saga continues! 🤯 Coinbase Derivatives, those masters of the universe, have filed with the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) to self-certify XRP futures contracts. If they don’t trip over their own feet, these new contracts might just see the light of day on April 21, 2025. 💡 But why, oh why, would anyone want to trade XRP futures? Ah, yes, the thrill of possibly losing all their money! 😅 As the great philosopher, Ivan Karamazov, once said, “If God does not exist, everything is permitted.” And if XRP doesn’t exist, everything is XRP futures! 🤑
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