Saylor’s Absurd Dance: Bitcoin Revelations That’ll Crumble Empires 😜

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What to know:

  • Lo! In the curious Q1, Strategy amassed 80,715 digital treasures even as the coin stumbled like a drunken reveler 🍻.
  • The mischievous Saylor unveiled a BTC tracker on X, hinting at yet another mysterious acquisition—oh, what follies await!
  • Behold! Strategy now clutches 528,185 BTC, a princely hoard exceeding 2.5% of the entire crypto realm.

In a twist that would make even the most droll characters of Ukrainian folklore smirk, the indefatigable Michael Saylor whispered of further mystical purchases by his beloved Strategy. As if fate itself were jesting at our mortal schemes for fortune, a net loss from unrealized woes now colors their saga 😊.

Verily, the company raised a princely sum of $7.69 billion during the first quarter, and with it, procured no fewer than 80,785 Bitcoins. Like a cunning merchant in a Gogol tale, all those funds transformed into digital gold—and perhaps a dash of mischief 😏.

Then, on an absurd Sunday, Saylor took to the enigmatic platform X and declared with a twinkle in his eye that there were “no tariffs on orange dots.” One might ponder whether the cosmos, in all its capricious glory, would indeed levy tariffs on such peculiar baubles! 😂

No Tariffs on Orange Dots

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 13, 2025

Alas, the buying rampage fell silent for a brief spell during the week ending April 6. The crypto chest now overflows with a staggering worth of roughly $44.59 billion—an irony so rich it could feed a hundred sables, having been amassed for just $35.63 billion.

And so it stands: Strategy proudly holds 528,185 BTC, acquired at an average price of $67,458—a sum that represents a mere 2.515% of the total bounty of this curious digital age. Oh, the irony and the merry absurdity of it all! 😅

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2025-04-13 21:25