You Won't Believe How Strategy Just Bought $286M in Bitcoin! Here's What They're Planning Next

Well, well, well, looks like Strategy just bulked up its Bitcoin stash by 3,459 BTC, spending a jaw-dropping $285.8 million in a buying spree. The grand total? A massive 531,644 BTC reserve, with billions more ready to burn. Oh, and a sweet little 11.4% yield on the side for 2025. 😎

Strategy Stashes a Staggering 531,644 BTC with $286M Purchase—And They Aren’t Stopping Here

Microstrategy—now calling itself “Strategy” because why not?—has just made a purchase that would make your grandmother faint. On April 14, they revealed they’d bought another 3,459 bitcoins between April 7 and April 13. All this set them back a cool $285.8 million, at an average price of $82,618 per bitcoin (fees included, of course). That’s some serious shopping, folks. 🛍️

Michael Saylor, the guy running the show over there, couldn’t resist sharing the news on social media platform X. Here’s his exact words:

MSTR has acquired 3,459 BTC for ~$285.8 million at ~$82,618 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 11.4% YTD 2025. As of 4/13/2025, Strategy holds 531,644 BTC acquired for ~$35.92 billion at ~$67,556 per bitcoin.

This latest Bitcoin binge? All paid for through their ongoing equity offering program. And don’t forget, while doing that, they also managed to sell a whopping 959,712 shares of their Class A common stock (MSTR) to raise $285.7 million. Apparently, Strategy’s pockets are deeper than we thought. 🙄

So now, their total Bitcoin holdings stand at an eye-watering 531,644 BTC, bought for $35.92 billion. The cost per Bitcoin? A sweet $67,556. That’s a lot of zeroes, and we’re still counting! 💰

But wait, there’s more! Michael Saylor is no amateur when it comes to Bitcoin predictions. He’s all in, claiming Bitcoin could hit $13 million by 2045, with a “bull case” of $49 million and a “bear case” (because who doesn’t love some good ol’ fashioned pessimism) of $3 million. He’s even been mingling with regulators, chatting with the SEC’s Crypto Task Force and the U.S. House Financial Services Committee. As if that wasn’t enough, he attended the White House Crypto Summit, where he showed off his crypto framework to President Trump. (Talk about moving in high circles.) 🏛️

And here’s his wildest claim yet: He predicts Bitcoin’s market cap will balloon to $500 trillion—yep, trillion with a T—demolishing gold and real estate in the process. Oh, and his Strategic Bitcoin Reserve? It could pump out a staggering $16 trillion to $81 trillion for the U.S. Treasury by 2045. Let that sink in. 😲

2025-04-14 15:57

You Won’t Believe How Strategy Just Bought $286M in Bitcoin! Here’s What They’re Planning Next

Strategy Stashes a Staggering 531,644 BTC with $286M Purchase—And They Aren’t Stopping Here

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