In that dusty, leather-breathed room where all respectable economists rub their hands and mumble equations, it has happened again: the notorious M2 Money Supply, previously napping between a tired mattress and a broken savings account, has begun to stir. The whispers, oh the whispers! Round-bellied men in waistcoats are already polishing their monocles and exclaiming, “Is this good news for Bitcoin? Or merely a poorly-timed joke by the invisible hand?”
M2 Money Supply Rises From Its Grave—A Comedy in Two Acts
To the uninitiated: M1 is the meager copper in one’s coat pocket, while M2 is like that cousin who includes not only coins but also every threadbare mattress stuffed with currency and your neighbor’s suspiciously fat piggy bank. Sneaky economists insist on measuring it. And look—crypto Guy Michael van de Poppe has posted a chart! For free! Fancy that even your landlord can’t stop M2 from returning.
A sudden leap in M2 means you, your aunt, and perhaps your aunt’s cat Fluffy now have more money to spend—at least in theory. Alas, money’s new favorite hobby is to avoid you at all costs.
Does Bitcoin Dance With M2, or Merely Trip Over It?
Historians teach us: every time M2 inflates like a baker’s pride, Bitcoin attempts an encore. Why? Nobody truly knows, but here we are.
Whenever M2 rises, Bitcoin gets positively giddy—up, up, and away! As of this very moment, the lopsided price stands at $85,738.15, ascending 8% in seven frantic days. If it climbs any higher, soon it will need an oxygen mask and perhaps a polite note to gravity.
Bitcoin ATH This Quarter? Stranger Things Have Happened… 🥒
Van de Poppe (whose name alone inspires confidence or perhaps hunger) assures us that, should M2 continue its upward stroll, Bitcoin might stage another all-time high. Investors everywhere are reportedly sharpening their pitchforks and anxiously checking their crypto wallets, half-expecting them to start singing the national anthem.
A great chart, indeed—look how M2 rises, like my mother-in-law’s suspicions.
If their playful tango continues, expect #Bitcoin to flirt with an all-time high (ATH) soon.
Rumor has it, this will also move other numbers in ways that make professional men sweat: rising CNH/USD, collapsing Yields, tumbling Gold, flopping DXY, all followed by a splendid mess in #…
— Michaël van de Poppe (@CryptoMichNL) April 15, 2025
Who could forget that fateful day near Trump’s inauguration, when Bitcoin tiptoed past $109K and then performed a 19.28% pirouette—straight down. In markets, as in Russian literature, the only thing you can truly expect is melancholy.
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The Ripple (Not XRP) Effect: When One Asset Sneezes, the Others Catch a Cold
Should Bitcoin and M2 continue their clumsy waltz, a parade of side effects awaits: bonds might faint (yields drop), gold gets grumpy (prices fall), the Dollar Index sulks in a corner, the CNH/USD tries on new shoes, while altcoins attempt a modest conga line. Who invited them, anyway?
Bonds: 5-year Yield—4.021% | 10-year—4.384% | 20-year—4.862% | 30-year—4.821%. After Mr. Trump’s tariff announcement, all these bond markets now appear more inflated than a bureaucrat’s ego.
Gold: currently £3,222.885 per whatever-unit-they-admire-these-days, with a recent record of £3,244. Gold bugs now cry into their velvet pillows, wondering where it all went wrong.
Will this be a proper rally or simply another grotesque spectacle? As always, investors are reminded to do what comes most naturally: worry.
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FAQs
How does M2 money supply affect Bitcoin prices?
When M2 swells, so does cryptomania—at least until gravity resumes its duties and everyone shouts “blini!”
Could Bitcoin reach a new all-time high in 2025?
If the past is any guide (and it so rarely is), the odds are as good as the odds of finding money in your old coat pocket. But rumors say: maybe!
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