Michael Saylor’s Hilarious Bitcoin Revelation: Is He the Crypto Whisperer?

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So, Michael Saylor, the self-proclaimed Bitcoin cheerleader and founder of the crypto colossus known as Strategy, has decided to grace us with his thoughts on Bitcoin’s latest escapade towards the $85,000 mark. Because, you know, we were all just sitting here wondering what he thinks. 🙄

“Bitcoin is calling”: Michael Saylor

Right now, the world’s first cryptocurrency is strutting its stuff above $84,000, like it’s auditioning for a role in a high-stakes drama. Will it hit $85,000? Stay tuned, folks! 🎬

Today, our dear Michael shared an AI-generated masterpiece of himself in an office, complete with a Bitcoin logo that’s probably more famous than most celebrities. He’s holding an old-school phone like it’s 1999, and the caption? Oh, just a casual “Bitcoin is calling.” Because nothing says “I’m in touch with the future” like a rotary phone, right? 📞

Bitcoin is Calling.

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 17, 2025

Saylor helps maintain Bitcoin price stability: Bloomberg’s top analyst

Earlier today, Eric Balchunas, Bloomberg’s top ETF analyst (yes, that’s a thing), tweeted about how Saylor’s Bitcoin stash is not just a personal treasure trove but a lifeline for the entire market. Because who doesn’t want to be the hero of the crypto world? 🦸‍♂️

Balchunas pointed out that spot Bitcoin ETFs have been raking in the dough lately. Apparently, over the last 15 months, ETFs and Saylor’s company have been on a Bitcoin shopping spree, snatching up coins from “tourists, FTX refugees, GBTC discounters, legal unlocks, government confiscations, and Lord knows who else.” Sounds like a wild party! 🎉

And here’s the kicker: Strategy hasn’t sold a single Bitcoin. Nope, not one. Balchunas claims this could lead to a more stable and less volatile market. So, if you’re looking for a calm sea in the stormy crypto ocean, maybe just keep an eye on Saylor’s Bitcoin hoard. Who knew hoarding could be so beneficial? 🤷‍♀️

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2025-04-17 16:46