Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a chap named Jurrien Timmer, the grand director of global macro at Fidelity. Now, Jurrien had a rather peculiar way of looking at things, and he boldly declared that Bitcoin was a bit like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! Yes, you heard that right! The very same characters from that spooky tale by the Scottish wizard of words, Robert Louis Stevenson! đ§ââïž
With a flourish of his pen, Timmer spun a tale of Bitcoin’s dual nature. On one hand, it was a charming little store of value, like Dr. Jekyll, all respectable and proper. But on the other hand, it could turn into Mr. Hyde, a wild and risky creature, ready to wreak havoc! Talk about a cryptocurrency with a split personality! đ
âYou see,â he said, âgold is as predictable as a cat in a sunny spotâalways showing up for the party, no surprises there! But Bitcoin? Oh dear! Itâs like inviting both Jekyll and Hyde to your tea party. You never know whoâs going to show up!â đ”
Now, letâs not forget the original tale! Dr. Henry Jekyll, a fine gentleman of London, concocted a potion that turned him into the dastardly Mr. Edward Hyde, a fellow with some rather unsavory habits. Imagine juggling those two identities! One moment youâre sipping tea, and the next, youâre off causing mischief! đ·
Stevensonâs spine-tingling story was all the rage in Victorian England, and it became even more popular when it hit the silver screen in 1931, starring Fredric March. Oh, the special effects were so impressive, theyâd make your grandma gasp! đ„
Now, Timmer believes that Bitcoin, with its ability to be both a safe haven and a wild gamble, deserves a cozy spot in every investor’s portfolio. âWhy not have a bit of both?â he chuckled, as if he were sharing a secret recipe for a delightful cake! đ
But hold your horses! Meanwhile, the folks at JPMorgan are shaking their heads, claiming that Bitcoin has flopped as a safe-haven asset. Oh, the drama! Will it ever find its true identity? Only time will tell! âł
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