Ah, mes amis, gather ’round and hear the woeful tale of Master Kenny Li, co-founder of the illustrious Manta Network! Upon the digital stage of Zoom did he find himself ensnared in a cunning plot, a ruse so sly, it bore faces most “legit”—yet hollow as a mountebank’s promises. 🎭
Imagine, if you will: a meeting that seemed as real as the King’s court, with visages clear as crystal—but alas! No voice did issue forth! Instead, a whispering shadow beckoned him to download a mysterious script, claiming a desperate “update.” Master Kenny, sharp as a rapier, cried “Non! I shall not!” and fled posthaste.
“I beheld their very faces, true semblances of folk I knew,” quoth he in a proclamation sent forth upon X (the modern parchment), “yet mute as statues they remained. ’Twas suspicious!”
In a flourish most bold, Kenny demanded proof — a Telegram call! But lo, the tricksters vanished, messages deleted, and blocked like a coward in the market square.
With the cunning of a fox, Master Li suspects the nefarious Lazarus Group, vassals of distant North Korea, as the fiends behind this vile masquerade.
He did capture a morsel of their discourse ere it vanished like a specter at dawn—entreating to parley instead upon the more noble Google Meet.
“This was no grotesque creature fashioned by the artifice of some AI,” he declared, “nay, it was but the shade of a real soul, trapped in old recordings, like ghosts at a haunted fair.” 👻
The treacherous Lazarus did seize the true accounts of his comrades, turning warriors into mere puppets on their villainous string.
A Caution from Master Li: Beware the Download Siren!
With a tone both grave and sardonic, our wise hero counsels his fellows in crypto-knightly arms to grant no quarter to any sudden calls to download. “The grandest of all warnings,” quoth he, “is a download—whether ‘tis an update, an attachment, or a cunning app. If you must fetch something new to proceed, close your ears and flee!”
“These knaves prey on thy weary mind and tender heart!”
Indeed, even the most battle-hardened warrior (or crypto executive) can be beguiled by this insidious gambit, tired and bombarded as they are by incessant missives and urgent summons.
Alas, The Plague Spreads Among Wandering Crypto Souls
Master Li was not alone in the crosshairs of these digital brigands. Another brave soul from the ContributionDAO recounted how they too were urged to download Zoom anew—though already armed with it!
“They decreed it must be their own ‘business version,’ sacred and inviolate. Yet when I bade them switch to Google Meet, their ears were shut fast.”
And even the learned crypto sage “Meekdonald” lamented that a companion fell victim to the very snare that our Master Kenny so deftly sidestepped.
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