Robert Kiyosaki’s Stark List: 10 States Teetering on the Brink of Disappearance!

Gather ‘round, dear reader, for it appears that no less than ten U.S. states are doing quite the vanishing act, or so the estimable Mr. Robert Kiyosaki would have us believe—mass migrations are afoot, and the economic atmosphere is thick with dread, as if Aunt Agatha’s made an unexpected visit. 🎩

The Ten States Dancing a Sarabande on the Edge of Ruin, According to Kiyosaki

Our protagonist, Robert Kiyosaki, the scribe behind the ever-popular Rich Dad Poor Dad—a tome translated into more languages than Jeeves has had engagements—has found himself amidst a flurry of fuss with a prophecy downright so bold one might suspect the influence of one too many cups of strong Darjeeling.

On the eighteenth day of April, Kiyosaki took to the newfangled contraption known as X (formerly the twit-terrific platform), listing the “Top 10 states that are collapsing because people are fleeing as if the mansion’s on fire.” At the top of the list—Hawaii, the Sunshine State that might be facing a bit more than a sunburn. The others in this less-than-rosy gallimaufry are Mississippi, New Mexico, Alaska (brr!), Nevada, West Virginia, Louisiana, New York, Illinois, and California. He pondered aloud to his 2.7 million fans: “Is this delightful news, or rather the reverse? I do feel for the folk left holding the fort.”

Top 10 US States Collapsing

The post, much like a scandal at the Drones Club, quickly caught attention, pulling 146,000 eyeballs and nearly 200 opinions—ranging from “Crime’s gone bananas!” to “Taxes are the new tea” or “Life’s costly, old chap.” Naturally, some astute critics donned their spectacles and produced census figures showing that most states are growing, with Hawaii happily hosting 72,000 new souls yearly. Mississippi’s economy, they added, is buffing up like a prize pig, its GDP up by a sprightly 18.7% since 2000, putting a pin in the “collapse” balloon. 🐖💰

Nonetheless, old Robert remains undeterred, famous as much for his cautionary tales of financial ruination as for his penchant for investing in gold, silver, and bitcoin—the modern-day hidden treasures to brave the storm. His message: stash the shiny stuff and prepare for the upheaval, lest you find yourself marooned amidst the chaos. 📉✨

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2025-04-20 05:28