Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round! WazirX, India’s crypto colossus that took a $234 million hit in July 2024—yep, that’s not pocket change, it’s a *whoops* moment of historic proportions—is plotting a comeback so dramatic, it would make even Mel Brooks say, “What a script!” 🎬💥
Mark your calendars for May 13, 2025, when the Singapore High Court will hold the suspenseful courtroom drama that decides whether WazirX will relaunch or become crypto history. Spoiler alert: the audience is holding their breath… and their tokens.
The Lazarus Group: North Korea’s Crypto Comedy Villains
Remember that hack? North Korea’s Lazarus Group took a bow after swiping WazirX’s Safe Multisig wallet faster than you can say “fake mustache.” Crypto and fiat withdrawals? Halted! It was like the Great Crypto Freeze of 2024 – chillier than your ex’s heart. ❄️🕵️♂️
But wait, there’s hope! If the Singapore court gives the green light, Zettai PTE Ltd—the brain behind WazirX—plans to jump back into action within 10 business days. How? By sprinkling recovery tokens like candy, aiming to sweeten the deal for 90% of creditors. The goal? To get 75–80% of users’ funds back from the ashes of lost profits. Because, hey, who doesn’t love a financial phoenix story? 🦅💸
India’s Supreme Court Says: “Not Our Circus, Not Our Crypto Monkeys”
Meanwhile, in a plot twist worthy of any courtroom comedy, India’s Supreme Court dropped the mic on 54 hack victims who petitioned against WazirX bigwigs, Binance, and partners. The verdict? “Take it up with the regulators!” Cue dramatic exit with a shrug. 🎭🚪
WazirX Relaunch: April-May or Bust!
So, what’s next? WazirX promises to revive itself between April and May 2025, armed with jazzed-up security, a user-first love letter disguised as a recovery plan, and a fresh shot at trust—because in crypto, what’s life without a little drama and a second act? 🎉🔐
Stay tuned, crypto fans! It’s the comeback story you never knew you needed, packed with more twists than a pretzel factory. 🥨😂
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