So, picture this: the Federal Open Market Committee (that’s FOMC for people who enjoy acronyms) finishes its big, serious meeting, the US and UK try to look busy fiddling with trade agreements, and—boom!—suddenly, strings of altcoins are rallying harder than a caffeinated marching band. (If you listen closely, you can almost hear the faint chime of “ka-ching!” in the background.) Leading this glorious charge? Ethereum, which vaulted up by 20% in a single day, presumably after chugging a triple-espresso and reading some inspirational crypto memes.
XRP, Solana (SOL), Dogecoin (DOGE), Cardano (ADA), basically everyone except that guy who shows up late to every party, joined the moonshot with 7-12% leaps today. Enthusiasm for “altseason”—think altcoin Spring Break—has returned, though, naturally, cryptoverse analysts can’t agree on whether we’re about to hit the jackpot or trip over our own shoelaces.
Trying to Predict Altcoin Season: Market Tectonics for Beginners
Enter market sage Trader Tardigrade (whose Twitter avatar may or may not be a microscopic space bear). He now predicts a full-blown comeback for altseason—a bold prophecy, like saying it will rain in England. Apparently, the Total Crypto Market Cap minus Bitcoin (TOTAL2, for acronym fans), has done a dramatic reversal: we’ve gone from sad, descending lower highs/lows—like a stock market slide … to happy, optimistic higher highs/lows—think mountain climbers with great Wi-Fi.
Meanwhile, macro investor Raoul Pal claims Bitcoin’s ego, I mean dominance, might have peaked (it finally stopped flexing). Citing more technical indicators than you can shake a stick at, Pal says, “I think BTC dominance topped today,” which isn’t the most romantic declaration, but in crypto, it’s downright Shakespearean. He observed this peak was “notably lower than the 2021 and 2017 cycle highs”—so either the market’s evolving, or Bitcoin’s just tired and wants a juice box.
Pal went even further and called this the next phase of the “Banana Zone.” It sounds like a theme park for monkeys, but apparently, it’s code for wild, slightly unhinged altcoin moves. Basically, after lagging behind Bitcoin for what feels like forever, alts might finally get their turn in the spotlight—so, cue dramatic music.
Ethereum Takes the Lead—Wink, Nudge, Pump
Ethereum (ETH), always eager for attention, has soared by 20% over 24 hours and is knocking on $2,400’s door. The whole alt market is now buzzing louder than a beehive on Black Friday. Even the serious “institutional” grown-ups—World Liberty Financial and Abraxas Capital—are discreetly but frantically stuffing ETH into their metaphorical shopping carts.
Crypto influencer Miles Deutscher chimed in, declaring that Ethereum’s pump is the best-case scenario for altcoins. In fact, he called today’s ETH move the biggest single-day leap since November 2024. Still, on the whole “altseason” riot, Deutscher remained alert (probably with coffee on standby):
“I definitely think there is room for upside here, especially on oversold alts. But, I’m not falling into the trap of believing it’s a full blown alt season. I’m net long, but not net stupid”. 🧠💸
So what’s next? Will Bitcoin make a historic run and drag ETH and the other crypto critters along for the ride? Or will they trip over some obscure global policy and fall face-first into the digital mud? That, dear reader, is a mystery, even Bill Bryson would need a very large notebook (and possibly a helmet) to unravel.
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