Recently, the venerable Peter Brandt—who one might say regards positive Ethereum sentiment the way a dour civil servant regards Mondays—nonetheless deigned to publish a post hinting at something spectacular. Yes, you heard me, spectacular! The kind of congestion pattern on Ethereum’s price chart that makes both bulls and traffic police salivate alike, all bracing for an imminent “moon shot” (his words, not some wild-eyed hodler on a telegram chat).
Picture our noble Ethereum: heroically compressing itself into a symmetrical triangle, like an overstuffed bureaucrat wriggling into last year’s uniform—steadfastly hoping the market won’t notice those extra lunches, finding strong support loitering around the $2,150 mark.
Should this shapely formation break out, we may see a price leap so dramatic that not even Gogol’s notorious nose could sniff it out before it happened. The old patterns—flags unfurled, triangles descended, swings failed (a day in the life of a crypto trader)—all whisper tales of a bullish momentum gathering, like Cossacks planning a midnight ride.
Ethereum hovers now near $2,840, tip-toeing along the resistance line, as the crypto world collectively holds its breath (and tweets furiously). Should this technical mousetrap spring, a rally of cartoonish proportions may ensue… Or, of course, it could all fizzle out with the whimper of a broken samovar. But where’s the fun in that? 🚀💰
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2025-05-09 21:30