Wall Street Gulag? Truth Social Memecoin Rumors Sent to Siberia by WLFI – You’ll Never Guess Who’s Laughing Now! 😂

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In the white, relentless blizzards of digital rumor, where each frosted byte finds its way into trembling hands by evening, whispers morphed into proclamations: Donald Trump’s Truth Social, it was said, would birth a memecoin. Yes, another shiny bauble to dazzle the hungry peasants. Naturally, some thought, why not gild the lie as well as the truth in these times? 😏

When Even the Bears Get Tired: WLFI Banishes the Memecoin Fantasy

World Liberty Financial (some call it WLFI—the acronym is easier to spell when your fingers are numb from disbelief), found itself forced to address this snowball. Through the relentless cacophony, they declared with all the solemnity of a commissar’s edict: No Truth Social memecoin will be forged in this furnace. Investors, the ones still standing, were told to keep both eyes open—a rarity in this market, where so many prefer to peek through their fingers at the oncoming avalanche. ⛷️

To further dispel the joyous mirage, WLFI issued a declaration on X (once Twitter—though even in rebranding, nothing truly changes), and insisted the only legitimate crypto closer to Trump’s orbit was their own. “Don’t be fooled,” they said—advice routinely ignored by all participants on the blockchain steppes. WLFI, meanwhile, stockpiled Ethereum like a babushka hoarding bread before another winter of pump and dump.

A stern warning echoed across the digital wasteland: “Anyone else selling Trump tokens is simply a scammer carting rotten potatoes to market,” or something to that effect. As if scams could be stopped with mere words—when was the last time a fox listened to the rules of the chicken coop, comrade?

“There’s no truth whatsoever about Truth Social launching a memecoin. But feel free to believe whatever you saw on Telegram at 2 a.m.” – Donald Trump Jr., diligently manning the WLFI barricades between the peasants and the perpetual disappointment of hope.

OFFICIAL Trump Memecoin: Rise, Fall, and Another Toast at the Banya

Elsewhere, the “official” Trump memecoin—TRUMP—took a cold plunge, down more than 10% to $12.65. (The old ruble has nothing on this volatility.) Not so long ago, it soared to $80—a miracle, or maybe just too much vodka at the ICO party. Of course, it then fell 85%, its fate traced in sharp lines, like a Soviet train schedule: relentless, inevitable, always arriving slightly worse for wear.

Yet, there’s always another twist—TRUMP is up 16% on the week, 46% on the month, and daily volume is up 100%. It seems hope, like the weeds between Gulag stones, simply refuses to die. Why, even Donald himself barreled into the market with a USD1 stablecoin, and the serfs cheered (or at least memed ironically). Surely, a day in crypto is longer than a winter’s night in exile. 🥶💰

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2025-05-13 09:27