Oh, mon Dieu, folks! Société Générale—yes, the same French bank that probably still uses fax machines for interoffice memos—is jumping into crypto with a shiny new dollar-backed stablecoin. Because nothing says “cutting-edge finance” like a 200-year-old bank pretending to understand blockchain. 🏦✨
Their crypto arm, SG Forge (sounds like a rejected Bond villain name), is rolling this out on Ethereum first, because obviously, that’s where all the cool kids hang out. But don’t worry, Solana fans—they’ll get around to you eventually, probably right after they figure out how to sync their Outlook calendars. ⏳
No official launch date yet, because bien sûr, European bankers take their time. This isn’t a meme coin, darling—this is serious finance (or at least that’s what they tell regulators).
Read more at Coingape.com, where the real financial journalism happens (between Dogecoin memes). 🚀
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2025-05-21 00:01