Why Bitcoin is the New Galactic Currency and Trump is the Intergalactic Trade Negotiator! 🚀💰
Ah, Bitcoin! The digital currency that has managed to stay above $111,500 like a cat on a hot tin roof, all thanks to a delightful cocktail of ETF inflows and trade tensions that could make even the most stoic economist raise an eyebrow. On Friday, May 23, it was as if Bitcoin had donned a superhero cape, soaring to an intraday high of $111,800 before deciding that $111,500 was a perfectly good place to take a breather. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, right? 😏
Now, let’s talk about our favorite reality TV star turned president, Donald Trump. In a move that could only be described as “bold” (or perhaps “bizarre”), he decided to announce a proposed 50% tariff on all goods imported from the European Union, effective June 1, 2025. Yes, you heard that right! It’s like he’s playing a game of Monopoly, but instead of “Go,” he’s just slapping tariffs on everything that moves. 🏦
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