The Bitcoin Circus: Saylor, JPMorgan & Buffett’s Grand Duel! 🤡✨
Michael Saylor, that charming Wall Street rebel, appears utterly unruffled by the prospect of big banks and venerable billionaires jumping onto the Bitcoin bandwagon. In fact, he seems quite eager for them to join the party—so long as they remember to wear their dancing shoes. 💃🕺
During a spirited exchange on Bloomberg Crypto, Saylor—who recently rebranded Strategy with more crypto flair—made it abundantly clear he’s not losing sleep over JPMorgan or Warren Buffett. No, mon ami, he’s simply waiting with a smirk and a wallet full of digital gold, prepared for them all to show up fashionably late. 
Strategy’s Bitcoin Bet: Still Standing Tall, Like a Sirens’ Song
Bitcoin is currently trading at a hefty $107,918, but Saylor, ever the optimist with a twinkle in his eye, claims it’s still merely the appetizer. According to his crystal ball, traditional titans like JPMorgan will probably hold out until Bitcoin hits the million-dollar mark—such a modest goal! 📈💸
JPMorgan, ever the cunning fox, has announced plans to let select clients borrow against Bitcoin ETFs, and whispers of direct Bitcoin purchases are floating through the halls of finance. But Saylor, unfazed, assures us all that his company remains ready to outwit and outbuy anyone, regardless of size or stature. Because why not buy crypto when it’s more expensive than gold plated unicorns? 🦄✨
Michael Saylor: I welcome the competition from JP Morgan. I hope they enter the space. I’m not really worried. When they (finally do it) they’ll be paying $1 million per Bitcoin. The price will go to the moon.”
— Altcoin Daily (@AltcoinDaily) June 10, 2025
No More Bear Markets? Perhaps We’re All Dreaming
Saylor, with all the certainty of a man who’s just discovered fire, boldly proclaims that Bitcoin’s days as a volatile beast are over. Never again a bear market, he assures us, as long as Strategy keeps buying and demand continues its insatiable hunger. Because, after all, what’s a little dip when your dreams are funded by digital fairy dust? 🧚♂️✨
To most investors, such a daring prophecy sounds like claiming the sun will rise in the west tomorrow. But for Saylor, Bitcoin isn’t just a fancy asset; it’s the *raison d’être* of Strategy’s empire. That’s what grants him supernatural confidence—though some might call it sheer audacity.
He further claims that Bitcoin-backed structures allow Strategy to issue preferred stock with richer liquidity, better returns, and a certain je ne sais quoi. Of course, details are scarce—who needs numbers when you have unwavering conviction and a twinkle of mischief? 🤭
JPMorgan’s Move: A Blessing in Disguise?
Despite his bravado, Saylor admits that JPMorgan’s foray into crypto might actually do some good—perhaps even help push Bitcoin’s price to dizzying new heights, much to the delight of those who already hold a bag of digital riches. Because, as he confidently tweeted, Bitcoin will reach $1 million before most wealth managers even pick their noses, let alone advise clients to buy. And maybe, just maybe, it’ll hit $10 million before they even blink. 💰🚀
Call to the Tech Giants: Join the Crypto Carnival
Not content with merely daring JPMorgan, Saylor has unleashed a cheeky invitation to the likes of Apple and Microsoft to dip their toes—or perhaps plunge headfirst—into Bitcoin. His sneering at skeptics like Jamie Dimon and Warren Buffett reveals more spice than a flaming chili pepper. Yes, he insists their ignorance stems from not understanding the divine nature of Bitcoin itself. 🌶️😂
Through it all, Saylor remains undeterred. Strategy keeps buying, he keeps dreaming, and the crypto drama continues—fueled by humor, sarcasm, and just a touch of madness. After all, in the world of Bitcoin, the only certainty is uncertainty—and Saylor’s confidence. 😉
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2025-06-12 19:17