Hold onto your toupees! On June 13, President Donald Trump, real-estate mogul, reality-TV icon, and now unofficial Crypto Kingpin, reported a blockbuster $57.35 million in loot from token sales via World Liberty Financial—the Trump family crypto circus… I mean venture. You’ve heard of Wall Street? Welcome to Mall Street.🤑
But wait, there’s more! In true “Super Size Me” fashion, Trump also threw in the ownership of a cool 15.75 billion (that’s with a ‘B’, folks!) “governance tokens” in the same project. He’s got more tokens than Willy Wonka has golden tickets! The financial report played it coy and skipped the time span, so who knows how many more billions he wrangled in 2025. Maybe he’s already giving Satoshi a run for his money (literally).
Trump’s assets are as diversified as his tweets—mansions, golf courses, media empires, and now a digital fortune big enough to break any calculator. Trump Media & Technology Group is soaking up both headlines and SEC attention, planning to stuff $2.3 billion into a Bitcoin treasury. Forget Fort Knox, we’re heading to Fort Blockchain! 🚀
If you thought Trump’s involvement in crypto was just a phase, congratulations: you’ve never met Donald J. Trump. The filings say it loud—he’s not just dipping his toe in, he’s doing a cannonball. With media platforms, a fin-tech buffet, and more digital assets than an NFT convention, Trump’s crypto career is officially YUGE. Stay tuned, America—the only thing more volatile than crypto is Trump himself! 🍿
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2025-06-14 14:15