Bitcoin’s Next Bull Run? Two Irresistibly Fancy Indicators Say Yes 🤔🚀

News arrives—like a telegram from one’s most eccentric aunt—that Bitcoin, beloved plaything of the financially reckless and the optimistically deluded, awaits yet another paroxysm of upward movement. Our harbinger? A shadowy analyst, tragically pseudonymous as all good soothsayers are, known to us only as TechDev. His portents: two “macro” indicators of such historical reliability that one suspects they attended finishing school at Eton with Nostradamus himself.

Firstly, he gestures (with a flourish one must assume is as elegant as it is terrifying) toward the copper-to-gold ratio. Money may not grow on trees, but it apparently sprouts from commodity spreadsheets! This ratio—a number by which economists amuse themselves while the rest of us struggle to choose between regular or oat milk—now clambers upward. In the cryptic language of finance, this is not unlike a canary in the gold mine tweeting, “Get your FOMO ready!”

“As of mid-2025, the ratio has ceased its melodramatic plunge and, one might say, is doing Pilates at the very bottom. It’s limbering up for greater things. Should copper overtake gold—think of it as the underdog in a Dickens novel—savvy investors may well raise a monocle and proclaim: ‘The business cycle has bottomed; the time for reckless optimism is nigh!’”

TechDev’s second augury is as glamorous as a Victorian debutante: the global M2 money supply, which, to the lay observer, sounds like something you’d acquire after a night of questionable decisions at a casino. No, M2 is liquidity—hard, cold cash sloshing through the arteries of the world’s financial system. It has, to everyone’s mild astonishment, flipped from negative to positive growth. The last time this occurred, Bitcoin didn’t just rise; it went from Cinderella to Belle of the Ball, minus the glass slipper but with twice the drama.

“When M2 swells, Bitcoin—never one to be left out of a good party—tends to tag along on its coattails. Recall, if you will, the post-pandemic flush: Bitcoin soared from ‘slightly embarrassing dinner topic’ to ‘life’s greatest regret’ for those who sold too soon. But when central banks put on their stern faces and tightened policy—2022 and 2023, I’m glaring at you—the liquidity pool dried up quicker than a martini at Wilde’s own table. Bitcoin floundered, its bravado dampened not by sentiment, but by the simple absence of other people’s money.”

So, dear reader, should you chase the parabola, or sit in the drawing room and await the next social faux pas? In crypto, as in life, one must occasionally risk dignity for spectacle. 🧐💸

2025-06-18 21:42

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