
Ah, the insatiable appetite of the East! China, that behemoth of the BRICS, has once again plunged its hands into the golden abyss, clutching one ton of the precious metal in December alone-a trifling $178.98 million, as if such sums were but pocket change to the mandarins of Beijing. The World Gold Council, ever the chronicler of such excess, nods gravely in approval.
Gold, that fickle mistress, trades at $5,074 an ounce, a price that makes even the most hardened capitalist blush. Yet China, undeterred by the whims of the market, continues its relentless march, acquiring 5% of the world’s central banks’ total gold purchases in the final month of 2025. A mere 27 tons over the year, you say? A drop in the ocean of their ambition, a trend unbroken for 14 months and counting.
And what of China’s comrades in the BRICS? Brazil, ever the eager follower, amassed 43 tons of gold in 2025, while India, with its ancient lust for the yellow metal, joined the fray as a net buyer. Russia, however, the brooding bear of the North, sold six tons-a betrayal of the golden cause, or merely a strategic retreat? One can only speculate.
Amidst this frenzy, JPMorgan Chase, that high priest of Wall Street, whispers sweet nothings into the ears of investors. Despite a recent correction that saw gold’s price tumble by over 10% from its January peak, the bank remains bullish. By year’s end, they prophesy, gold shall reach $6,300 an ounce, and by 2027, $6,600. The Wall Street Journal, ever the dutiful scribe, quotes JPMorgan’s analysts:
“While the dust has yet to fully settle from last week, it has not derailed our structural bullish view on gold. This long-term rally in gold has not and will not be linear, so for now we once again digest, reset, and repeat.”
Ah, the poetry of finance! Digest, reset, repeat-a mantra for the ages, a hymn to the unyielding greed that drives nations and banks alike. JPMorgan, ever the optimist, attributes this golden rally to the insatiable demand of central banks and investors, those modern-day alchemists seeking to turn paper into metal.
And so, the dance continues. China hoards, JPMorgan prophesies, and the world watches, transfixed by the glittering spectacle. But amidst the gold and the greed, one cannot help but wonder: is this the pursuit of wealth, or the worship of a false idol? In the words of a long-forgotten sage, “All that glitters is not gold”-though in this case, it most certainly is. And China, ever the pragmatist, is determined to have it all.
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2026-02-06 19:17