The legislation, a gilded decree wrapped in bureaucratic velvet, establishes federal guidelines for stablecoins, ensuring banks and issuers comply with standards so strict, even a squirrel would hesitate to nibble their ledgers. 🐿️💸
Bessent, ever the orator, described the move as “pivotal,” though one might question if he’s referring to the financial system or his own résumé. Blockchain, he claims, will power the “next generation of payments”—a phrase that sounds less like progress and more like a fancy way to say “swipe right on your savings.” 🧙♂️💳
Trump, ever the showman, hailed the bill as a “transformative” moment, though one might wonder if he’s more excited about the “internet era” or the next election cycle. 🎤🔥
The GENIUS Act, a name that suggests both a triumph and a tragicomedy, promises to unleash the “full potential” of dollar-backed stablecoins while preserving the dollar’s “reserve currency” status. A feat as likely as convincing a goldfish to write a thesis. 🐐✨
By aligning regulation with innovation, the U.S. aims to remain at the forefront of digital finance, bringing blockchain and the dollar closer than ever. A union as inevitable as a tax audit and a bad haircut. 🌐💰
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