In a world not so far removed from our own, where numbers waltz together in a cosmic ballet of chaos and order, a peculiar tale unfolds. Yes, dear reader, trillions—yes, the very same currency that gives the Monopoly man nightmares—may soon be infiltrating the US Treasury market like sugar in diet cola, according to the fearless Treasury Deputy Secretary Michael Faulkender, who has a name that sounds like it belongs in a fantasy novel.
Just last week, President Trump, in what can only be described as a plot twist worthy of Dickens, scribbled his name onto the GENIUS Act, a marvelous piece of legislation that flings open the doors to a brave new world of stablecoins. These digital tokens, positively glued to the US dollar like a toddler to a parent’s leg, are now required to be backed by some liquid assets. Mind you, not the kind you find in a cocktail, but rather cash or short-term US Treasuries—yummy and fulfilling if you’re a financial planner!
In a recent interview with Bloomberg—where one can only assume Faulkender sat with a fine china cup, discussing the mysteries of digital currency over scones—he elaborated on how this stablecoin regulation could create a demand for US debt that would make the average hoarder of junk food blush.
“We now have a digital asset that has rules of the road established by Congress for what backs those digital assets. It provides enormous amounts of confidence to not only Americans, but our trading partners around the world, who are then willing to make exchanges, to invoice dollars and then be paid via stablecoins because they know that it is an asset that has a value behind it.
Because what is it that backs it? Primarily, it’s going to be T-bills.”
Faulkender went on to drop the bombshell that sending money overseas—usually as thrilling as watching paint dry—now takes about a day or two. But fear not, stablecoins are here to save the day, delivering funds faster than a caffeinated rabbit on a caffeine high.
“And so it’s going to enormously hasten the timeframe for making payments. It’s more secure, it’s more private, it’s significantly cheaper. And so if indeed this does revolutionize the way that international payments are invoiced and paid, then there should be a flocking to this technology. And if all of that trade is further denominated in stablecoins, then there’s going to be demand for the underlying asset, which are Treasury securities.”
We could potentially see on the order of trillions of additional demand.” So, buckle up, folks! The financial rollercoaster of the digital age is about to turn into an exhilarating ride, and don’t forget to hold on to your hats—or rather, your stablecoins!
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2025-07-23 17:47