Though the ETH has gallivanted up to a multi-month high of $3,700, Mr. Schiff remains as unimpressed as a dowager at a country dance faced with a particularly clumsy suitor.
In the estimable opinion of this gold-besotted oracle, Ethereum’s rise is naught but a transient flirtation within a grander narrative of decline—akin to a summer romance destined for heartbreak. He brandishes technical charts like a debutante waves a fan, insisting Ether’s prospects are dashed by rivals and a crumbling narrative. How very tragic, indeed! 📉
This critique arrives as ETH gallops upward 25% in a week, fueled by the feverish enthusiasm of institutions and corporations (pray, what will BitMine and SharpLink think of next?). One might imagine the market as a ballroom where Ether waltzes into the spotlight—only to be scolded for its impropriety. 🏦💸
While Mr. Schiff would sooner dine with a dragon than endorse crypto, he grudgingly concedes Bitcoin’s charms eclipse Ethereum’s. The community, meanwhile, reacts with all the decorum of a Regency-era scandal—some clutching their pearls, others fainting into fainting couches. 🎭
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