Oh, honey, grab your popcorn because the crypto circus is in town! Swissblock just dropped the tea: 75
Apparently, weak altseasons are like that fling you had in college—short, underwhelming, and only happening when Bitcoin’s feeling itself. But a *strong* altseason? That’s the real deal, darling. Bitcoin needs to take a backseat, dominance drops, and altcoins break out like it’s spring break in Miami. 🍹
“We’re at that decision point now. Bitcoin’s slowing down, and capital’s doing the cha-cha into altcoins.” – Swissblock, probably while sipping a latte ☕️
Bitcoin’s retreated 4.7
Analyst “Mister Crypto” is losing his mind because the altseason index hit 51. His tweet? “IT’S HAPPENING!” Calm down, sweetie, it’s just numbers. 📈 But “Titan of Crypto” is over here spotting a cup and handle chart formation, claiming it’s the altseason we’ve all given up on. Sure, Jan. 🥴
“Altcoins have taken the initiative,” says Alex Kuptsikevich, because Bitcoin’s been slacking like it’s Monday morning. 🛌
But hold up—the CoinGlass bull market peak indicator says we’re not even close to the top yet. So, are we in a bull market or a really long commercial break? 🤔
Today, everything’s in decline, with the total market cap chilling at $3.95 trillion. Bitcoin’s sliding like it’s on a Slip ’N Slide, Ethereum’s dipped below $3,700, and Solana’s the only one showing up to work with a 5
So, is it altseason or just another crypto fever dream? Only time (and a lot of charts) will tell. Stay tuned, darlings—this show’s just getting started. 🎢✨
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