Ah, dear reader, behold the prophetic whispers of Arthur Hayes, co-founder of the illustrious BitMEX, whose crystal ball peeks into a horizon cluttered with tariffs, teetering economies, and the faint smell of fiscal despair. As the U.S. grimly clocks in Q3’s tariff bill with all the subtlety of a bull in a porcelain shop, and job data murmurs softly about weakness—perhaps more a whimper, really—Hayes drums a bold drum: the world’s major economies are lagging behind in credit generation, unable to keep pace with the wild, untamed growth of nominal GDP. It’s a grand ballet of economic missteps, punctuated by the faint hope that somehow, this mess will ignite a fervor for decentralized assets. Yes, dear connoisseur of chaos, Hayes forecasts Bitcoin caroming to a jaw-dropping $100,000, while Ethereum, never to be left out of the fun, aims for $3,000. One might say, tightening conditions aren’t the endgame but merely the spark for a veritable fireworks display of crypto demand—fueled by the very squeeze that should have us all hiding under our desks. So strap in, or maybe just hold on tight—this rollercoaster’s got a bullish twist. 🚀💰🤡
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2025-08-02 09:21