Bitcoin: Utah’s Crazy Gamble

Well, buckle up, buttercups 🤠! It seems the good folks of Utah are on the verge of making a rather…interesting decision 🤨. Word on the street is they might just become the first US state to stash a chunk of their public funds in the volatile world of Bitcoin. Dennis Porter, the mastermind behind the … Read more

“SEC’s ‘Notable’ Step Towards Solana ETF: A Tolstoyan Twist!”

In the grand tapestry of financial intrigue, a recent event has caught the attention of our modern-day heroes, the Bloomberg ETF analysts, James Seyffart and Eric Balchunas. The US Secities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has taken a step, deemed “notable” by our analysts, towards approving spot Solana (SOL) exchange-traded funds in the American land. This, … Read more

Luke Cage’s Shocking New Origin Will Change Everything You Thought You Knew!

Lucus, having emerged from his chemical bath with enhanced abilities, found himself strong enough to break free from prison without using any tools, and bullets seemed to ricochet off his unyielding hide. After this transformation, he journeyed back to New York City, where he adopted a fresh identity – a nod to his past imprisonment – and became Luke Cage, a mercenary with a price on his services. Known as Cage, he exacted his vengeance upon Willis, who went by the name Diamondback, and later assumed another alias: Power Man.