tag and not repeated as a header. Keep the humor and sarcasm consistent throughout, matching Gorky’s style with a modern twist.End of Thought (16.35s) Belarus Goes Crypto-Crazy: Will Lukashenko’s New Decree Turn Minsk Into Bitcoinistan?

A “cryptobank,” according to this decree, is a joint-stock company bold enough to juggle token operations and traditional banking. Imagine a circus act where a flamingo tries to balance on a unicycle while juggling chainsaws – that’s Belarus’ new financial ecosystem. 🦩🔥




