Crypto Chaos: ETH’s Plunge, SHIB’s Snore, BTC’s Last Gasp!

Despite the market’s grumpy reluctance, Ethereum had been tiptoeing upward like a mouse eyeing the cheese. Mid- to long-term moving averages were within reach, higher lows were forming, and volatility was shrinking faster than a chocolate bar in Augustus Gloop’s hands. But alas, losing $3,000 was like tripping on the stairs-recovery channel? Invalidated. Trend indicators? Out the window. What a splendid mess!








