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The Official Trump (TRUMP) memecoin has finally made landfall on SUN.io, the flagship DeFi trading platform of the TRON ecosystem. This new listing might just be the lifeline TRUMP needs, as it continues to navigate the treacherous waters of a descending channel that has defined its price action since April’s zenith at $16.44. Since then, the token has lost over 40% of its value, currently trading around $9.44.

July’s candle close might be XRP’s biggest encore ever! 🎉

This dynamic duo is on a mission to help traders spot those dastardly malicious tokens and the infamous honeypot scams that lurk in the shadows like a cat burglar at a fancy soirée. They’re not just sitting around twiddling their thumbs; oh no! They’re out there preventing phishing attacks before they can even think about making a move, and sending instant alerts on risky transactions faster than you can say “Bob’s your uncle!” 📩

On Reddit, the air is thick with the scent of optimism, as user CoffeeWelder—a moniker that evokes both industriousness and caffeine-induced delirium—proclaims the Clarity Act a “green light” for XRP’s next act. One top-voted comment, dripping with the pathos of a long-suffering devotee, declares it “the last piece of this long, drawn-out puzzle.” Ah, the puzzle! A metaphor as tired as a Nabokov protagonist, yet here it is, resurrected with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. They envision a utopia where thousands of companies frolic on the XRPL, showering it with billions—nay, trillions!—in value. ETFs? Thirty by year-end, they say, with tokenized assets waltzing in without so much as a by-your-leave. The Senate vote, that elusive siren, is expected in September, after the august recess. Until then, $5 remains a mirage, shimmering just beyond the horizon. 🌴

The stablecoin realm, a battlefield of ambition, sees kings of finance and digital titans clash, each vying for the crown of the digital realm. 🏰⚔️

Behold, the SOON Token Redemption Program—a $200,000 liquidity pool designed to offer holders a predictable exit strategy. Like a lifeboat in a storm, it’s accessible via redemption.soo.network. The Foundation assures us that this pool is funded entirely by protocol-generated revenue, which means it’s not coming out of anyone’s pocket… yet. 😅

Currently, the price of Bitcoin stands at approximately $118,419. Following a dip to $115,700, there has been a slight rebound. However, the future direction of Bitcoin is unclear due to factors like increased selling pressure.

Now crypto prices are tumbling faster than an amateur tightrope walker 🎪, leaving everyone to wonder: Is this bull run exhausted, or merely stopping for a fainting spell between martinis? Stay tuned, darlings—the theatrics continue.

Market expert Quinten Francois, who I’m sure is now the most exciting person in his family Zoom calls, took to X (formerly Twitter) to declare, “WHITE HOUSE JUST MENTIONED CHAINLINK.” His excitement is palpable, like someone shouting about finding a $20 bill in an old jacket pocket, but in crypto terms, it’s like finding a $20 bill that also gives you stock options. 🤑✨