Coinbase Listings: Altcoins Explode with AI and Science Hype!

The remaining duo, BIO and RSC, dive into this DeSci nonsense—crypto’s awkward flirtation with science. BIO wants to throw money at research like a eccentric billionaire at a party, while RSC aims to turn us all into armchair scientists. Both start trading tomorrow, probably with the same fanfare as a bad magic trick. 🔮🤦‍♂️

Marti Goes Crypto-Crazy: 20% Treasury in Bitcoin! 🚀💰

This crypto-conversion was officially announced in July 2025, with all digital assets safely tucked away in a regulated, institutional-grade custodian. Rest assured, they’re playing by the rules—Turkish and international laws alike. No shady business here, just a healthy dose of financial innovation. 📜⚖️

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Bitcoin: Cooling Off or Just Taking a Nap Before the Next Big Surge?

According to the ever-reliable CryptoQuant’s Crypto Dan, Bitcoin is in the midst of a cooling-off period following a brief yet passionate overheating episode. The clues are written in the charts, with the most telling sign coming from the cohort of BTC that’s been in hibernation for just one week. A period of rest after a heated affair – sounds familiar, right?

When Crypto Meets Comedy: Simplified ETF Regulations on the Horizon 🚀💰

The proposed rule changes aim to eliminate the need for case-by-case approvals, a process that can drag on for up to 240 days, which is about as long as it takes to read “War and Peace” three times over. ETF analyst Nate Geraci, a veritable sage in these matters, highlighted the filings in a post on X (formerly Twitter) on July 30, noting that qualifying funds would no longer need individual approvals, potentially accelerating investors’ access to crypto ETFs. A true revolution, I tell you!

The Veiled Bitcoin Reserve: America’s Ambiguous Crypto Saga

In the hallowed chambers of Congress, Senator Cynthia Lummis emerged with the BITCOIN Act—a legislative effort to formalize the reserve process and underscore the nation’s commitment to digital asset innovation. Alas, like a protagonist facing insurmountable odds in a Tolstoyan tale, the bill languished in the labyrinthine corridors of Capitol Hill, awaiting its moment of triumph. 😒

Xbox FY25 Q4 gaming revenue is up 10% year-over-year, driven by growth in first-party games — with Xbox Game Pass reaching nearly $5 billion in annual revenue “for the first time”

For three consecutive quarters, Microsoft has reported an increase in Xbox Game Pass subscribers, as seen in FY25 Q2 and FY25 Q3, and now in the current quarter.
This trend aligns with observations made by video game analyst Mat Piscatella, who pointed out that U.S. spending on video game subscriptions hit a record high in June 2025.
Despite other gaming subscriptions contributing to this total, it’s undeniable that Xbox Game Pass continues to be a substantial part of the market.

The surge in subscribers can be attributed to Microsoft releasing numerous first-party games over the last few months. April welcomed Compulsion Games’ South of Midnight and Bethesda Game Studios’ The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remastered, followed by id Software’s DOOM: The Dark Ages in May.
Additionally, the past period has been beneficial for third-party games added to Xbox Game Pass, with Sandfall Interactive’s Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 receiving positive reviews upon its release.

Furthermore, game sales are being boosted by ports of Xbox titles to PlayStation 5, such as Forza Horizon 5 and Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, which debuted on Sony’s gaming platform in April. Forza Horizon 5 has been the best-selling game on the console for 2025.