Startling $140M Crypto Caper: Brazilian Banks Outfoxed by Bargain-Price Betrayal! 🕵️♂️💸
Upon entry, those digital buccaneers, as discreet as an elephant tap-dancing on a parquet floor, siphoned choicest sums from the vaults of six unsuspecting banks. Enter the indefatigable blockchain Sherlock, ZachXBT, who tallied that a respectable portion—some $30–40 million, for those counting from their armchairs—transmogfrified at breakneck pace into Bitcoin, Ether, and USDT before vanishing through a labyrinthine warren of regional exchanges and OTC bazaars. The loot’s journey reads less like a bank heist, more like a crypto-themed commedia dell’arte.