Bitcoin Plummets as Pentagon Plans to Give Iran a ‘Cosmic Wedgie’

Bitcoin price chart, probably looking as chaotic as the Pentagon’s plan.

According to Axios (via The Kobeissi Letter, because why not add another layer of hearsay?), the U.S. is planning a four-stage extravaganza that makes a season finale of a soap opera look understated. First up: invading or blockading Kharg Island, a tiny speck of land that somehow handles 90% of Iran’s oil exports. It’s like cutting off your nose to spite your face, but with more explosions.

How to watch The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – is it streaming?

I was so thrilled when this movie came out and absolutely smashed box office records – it became the highest-grossing video game movie ever! And honestly, Jack Black deserved all the praise he got, including that Kids’ Choice Award for his hilarious villain. It was amazing to see the movie get nominated for so many other awards too – it really proved how much people loved it.

Bo Shen’s Bounty: Can AI Help Him Reclaim $42 Million in Stolen Crypto?

This proclamation, made on the twenty-sixth day of March in the year 2026, revives the chilling tale of one of the largest individual thefts in the annals of cryptocurrency. With a persistence that would make even the most patient farmer envious, Shen has been tracking this elusive phantom for over three long years, and at last, he claims, the paths of the stolen assets have become somewhat less obscured, much like a fog lifting from a countryside road.

Star Wars: Maul – Shadow Lord is Setting Up Rey’s New Sith Threat

Darth Talon was a skilled Sith assassin who appeared after the Empire’s defeat, and notably adopted a similar look to Darth Maul. She rose to power within a newly formed Sith Empire. Many fans believe the upcoming comic series, Maul: Shadow Lord, will draw inspiration from Talon’s story with its new character, Devon, and this could have significant implications for the wider Star Wars universe.