Bitcoin Plummets as Pentagon Plans to Give Iran a ‘Cosmic Wedgie’

According to Axios (via The Kobeissi Letter, because why not add another layer of hearsay?), the U.S. is planning a four-stage extravaganza that makes a season finale of a soap opera look understated. First up: invading or blockading Kharg Island, a tiny speck of land that somehow handles 90% of Iran’s oil exports. It’s like cutting off your nose to spite your face, but with more explosions.






