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Did Trump Just Make Bitcoin Retire Richer Than You? What Wall Street’s Babushkas Whisper

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Mena Theodorou, who runs a crypto bazaar in a distant land called Australia, has tipped her feathered hat to President Trump. His executive order, fresh as a cabbage, now lets Americans add a pinch of Bitcoin to their retirement soup. Forget stodgy old 401(k) plans-now they’re spiced with cryptocurrency. Mena swears this opens up twelve and a half trillion dollars-enough to pave all of St. Petersburg in gold Satoshis. That’s 90 million savers, though, frankly, how many will remember their passwords is anybody’s guess. 🥔💸

💸 Citigroup’s Latest Fancy Façade in Crypto: A Sophisticated Gamble! 💸

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Mr. Biswarup Chatterjee, the imagination behind Citigroup’s partnerships and innovation, has cheekily suggested they will commence by ensuring the reserve assets for top-tier stablecoins are as cautiously watched over as a debutante at her first ball. They’re not shying from pondering asset storage for those illustrious crypto ETFs, you know, those featuring Bitcoin and Ethereum, which dear old Coinbase seems to jealously guard. 🧤

10 ‘80s Horror Movies That Really Need a Remake

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Indeed, it’s worth noting that some truly exceptional ’80s horror movies might struggle to resonate in today’s context. For example, the chilling impact of “Sleepaway Camp” is undeniable, even though its climax would likely be met with a different reception nowadays. However, given a modern-day makeover, these films could potentially make for outstanding horror productions today.

The Superman Characters You Probably Missed in DC’s New Peacemaker Trailer

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Prior to the revelation that Lex Luthor (played by Nicholas Hoult), CEO of LuthorCorp, had engineered a war as a pretext to eliminate his alien arch-nemesis with the backing of the US government, Flag apprehended Superman and handed over his detention to PlanetWatch – a military response to extraterrestrial threats, supported by Luthor’s Department of Defense.

Biggest Loser’s Bob Harper Calls Out Jillian Michaels for This Snub

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It appears that a former contestant of “The Biggest Loser” seemingly hinted at an ongoing dispute with his costar, Jillian Michaels, by suggesting that following his life-threatening heart attack in February 2017, he received sympathetic messages from numerous colleagues on the NBC reality show but surprisingly did not receive any from his fellow trainer.

7 Great Netflix Mystery Shows to Binge Right Now

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A wide variety of mysteries await, encompassing everything from conventional murder investigations to missing persons cases, hidden family tales, and much more. Additionally, there are those mysteries that delve into the realm of psychological thrillers, introducing intricate plotlines (and sometimes a touch of emotional turmoil). Regardless of your preference, you’re bound to find a series that will satisfy your craving for mystery.

The Greatest Paper Mario Game Isn’t the One You Think

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Super Paper Mario, originally released for the Wii in 2007, plays a unique role as it spans both eras, almost acting like a connecting bridge. While fans often sing high praises for The Thousand-Year Door and express displeasure towards Sticker Star, the discourse around this game that falls right in between these two significantly distinct titles is marked by a greater level of complexity.

Forget Resident Evil Requiem, I Need Resident Evil: Revelations 3

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Currently, the Resident Evil: Revelations series comprises two distinct games. The initial installment, titled simply Resident Evil: Revelations, focuses predominantly on characters Chris and Jill, immersing players in the chilling atmosphere through the perspective of the franchise’s original iconic heroes. Conversely, in Resident Evil: Revelations 2, you control Claire and Moira, with occasional segments featuring Barry and Natalia. Though these games may reference events from the main series, they stand independently, allowing players to appreciate them without prior knowledge of those titles.