HYPE to $60: Whales, Burns, and Liquidations 🤑💥

Behold, Hyperliquid stands at the precipice of destiny, its path cleared by the winds of esprisi0, blowing gently toward the $60 mark. 🌪️ The token, once a restless wanderer, has found its footing, stabilized by the hands of buyers who defend its supports with the fervor of revolutionaries. This is no mere reaction to hype, but the forging of a base as solid as the proletariat’s resolve. 🏗️

Samson Mow’s Hilarious Quest to Ban Bitcoin Spam: Will It Work? 😂

Enter Samson Mow, the venerable BTC advocate and CEO of Jan3, who has proposed a rather audacious notion: that mining hardware manufacturers ought to consider withholding their wares, or at the very least, imposing penalties upon those companies that dare to support transactions he so dramatically labels as spam. Oh, the audacity!

BitMine Grabs $6.6B Ethereum Treasure Like a Modern-Day Gold Rush!

The latest “announcement” (released on August 17th, because why not?) highlights the company’s growing dominance over digital assets. At a price of $4,326 a token, BitMine now holds 1,523,373 Ethereum and 192 Bitcoin. Talk about being on top of the crypto food chain! Not to mention, they’re the world’s largest Ethereum treasury, right behind Strategy Inc., which – let’s be honest – is probably watching this from a very nervous corner.

Xbox hints that Xbox Cloud Gaming will become “more affordable” soon, across more regions, with comments on ‘Xbox Next Gen’ in tow

As a researcher, I’ve noticed an interesting shift: First-party content is now generating more revenue compared to third-party content. This transformation is particularly evident on platforms like Xbox, where Xbox Game Pass is revolutionizing user interaction.

Microsoft has made significant strides by opening its software ecosystem to third-party marketplaces, such as PlayStation, more than ever before. In response, Sony has taken a step towards reciprocity, with Helldivers 2 set to debut on Xbox in the near future.

🤑 Saylor’s Bitcoin Hoard Hits 629K BTC – Moon or Madness? 🚀💸

Now, their hoard swells to 629,376 BTC, a treasure trodden not by dragons but by algorithms. $46.15 billion, they’ve spent, averaging $73,320 per coin. A gamble? Perhaps. But in Saylor’s lexicon, this is not folly-it is faith. “BTC Yield of 25.1% YTD 2025,” he proclaims on X, his voice a beacon in the digital tempest. 📈✨