Trump-Backed Bitcoin Miner Soars Toward Nasdaq Glory 🚀

Once upon a time, Hut 8 mined Bitcoin like it was gold. Now, with the Trumps’ golden touch, they’ve birthed a new beast: American Bitcoin. A venture not just for mining, but for “treasury accumulation,” as if Bitcoin isn’t already a treasure chest with a self-destruct button. 🤷♂️

Ethereum’s Bullish Future: 4-Year Cycle Ends? 🚀

The 4-year cycle, that venerable oracle of the crypto world, has long guided the tides of bullish fervor, its rhythm intertwined with the Bitcoin halving, a celestial event occurring every four years. Yet this time, the cosmos seems to have veered off course, as Ethereum, that wayward child, refuses to follow Bitcoin’s lead. A curious development, indeed, as the analyst Jackis notes, urging investors to discard this ancient doctrine.

Binance Futures Takes a Nap 😴 – Traders Left Hanging!

Of course, it didn’t take long for the crypto sleuths to notice. “Hey Binance, you good?” they tweeted, probably while sipping their third coffee. And lo and behold, Binance finally chimed in, all casual-like: “Oopsie! Futures UM trading is taking a breather. We’re on it, folks. 🚀”