Bitcoin Devours $440M While Altcoins Sulk: You Won’t Believe the Drama!

Meanwhile, Ethereum-once hailed as the dandy of the ETF cotillion-finds itself clutching a mere $1.08 billion, an amount better fit for buying fine pastries than market dominion. Only a week prior, Ethereum strutted about with $2.85 billion like a peacock with too many feathers, while Bitcoin pouted in the corner nibbling stale biscuits. The so-called “alt season” was announced with trumpets and dreadful hashtags, but, as it turns out, this “season” had the longevity of Gogol’s overcoat in a Petersburg blizzard: here one moment, utterly humiliated the next.








