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🤑 Metaplanet’s BTC Bonanza: 487% YTD Yield! 🤑

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The Tokyo-listed bitcoin treasury company, with a gravitas that would make even the most stoic Russian nobleman blush, proclaimed a BTC Yield of 487% YTD 2025. 🌟 A key performance indicator, they say, reflecting the change in bitcoin holdings relative to fully diluted shares. Ah, the accretive impact on shareholder value! One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in the boardroom, though perhaps with a hint of irony, for in this game of numbers, who can truly predict the whims of the market? 🤷‍♂️

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Why the XRP exodus? Rumor has it Coinbase is cozying up to BlackRock, the fund manager who’s basically the wizard of Wall Street. Maybe they’re trading XRP for a lifetime supply of ETFs? 🤔

Shady Quantum Heists? Bitcoins Stolen From Dead Wallets?! 🤯

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Mandell, fresh off guessing Bitcoin’s price like Nostradamus, claims there’s a secret “large player” out there rummaging through these cyber coffers without flashing a single trade on the market. Sleight of hand with zero spotlight? Sounds like the plot of a crypto thriller, but hey, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy?

Version “Luna I” Update Maintenance Preview

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On September 10, 2025, at 06:00 (UTC+8), our team of developers will start carrying out system updates. During this maintenance period, players may experience temporary issues accessing the game. For more details about the game updates, please keep an eye on the official announcements.

Japan’s Crypto Future Hangs in the Balance!

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As a analyst, I find myself pondering about the implications of this recent change, which has cast a shadow of uncertainty over Japan’s future economic trajectory. Specifically, it raises questions regarding regulatory frameworks for cryptocurrencies and digital industry policies that were previously gaining traction under the previous administration.