pricpr According to the chaps at CertiK, a firm dedicated to sniffing out these digital shenanigans, the whole ghastly affair stems from a price oracle manipulation. Which, as far as I can gather, means someone rather cleverly hoodwinked the system into believing things were worth a jolly sight more than they actually were. A bit like Aunt Agatha claiming her prize-winning marrow was the size of a small pony.
In a town where the currencies of nations bow to the whims of jesters and jesting pups, a peculiar phenomenon unfolds. Dogecoin, oh delightful deity of digital devotion, swagged higher than a hangover headache, sweetening the scene with a 7% gain day after day. As if the stars themselves had aligned whimsically to pen a narrative at the behest of some celestial author, DOGE emerged victorious, breaking through layers of linear constraints as one might step over scattered toys of an energetic child (because, what else does time do here?).
The Hyperliquid team, in a Sunday missive dispatched to the project’s official Discord server, revealed that the electoral process will commence on September 14, between the witching hours of 10:00 and 11:00 UTC. However, before the clock strikes the fateful hour, the aspiring teams must submit their proposals by September 10. The validators, those noble guardians of the network, are expected to announce their allegiances by September 11, allowing users ample time to “stake to a validator who matches their vote.” A veritable ballet of blockchain politics! 💃🕺
As a die-hard Marvel fan, I couldn’t help but feel my pulse race this past weekend when the buzz about Chris Evans possibly returning to the MCU hit an all-time high. Strutting his stuff at the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of his latest film Sacrifice, Evans was clearly putting in some serious work at the gym, a fact that Marvel enthusiasts couldn’t help but notice. Now, it’s no secret that actors often go through intense fitness routines to nail their on-screen appearances, and it looks like Evans is no exception. The bulked-up physique he showed off has many speculating that we might see him back as Captain America – or at least a new take on the hero – in the currently filming Avengers: Doomsday.
The Tokyo-listed bitcoin treasury company, with a gravitas that would make even the most stoic Russian nobleman blush, proclaimed a BTC Yield of 487% YTD 2025. 🌟 A key performance indicator, they say, reflecting the change in bitcoin holdings relative to fully diluted shares. Ah, the accretive impact on shareholder value! One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in the boardroom, though perhaps with a hint of irony, for in this game of numbers, who can truly predict the whims of the market? 🤷♂️
Why the XRP exodus? Rumor has it Coinbase is cozying up to BlackRock, the fund manager who’s basically the wizard of Wall Street. Maybe they’re trading XRP for a lifetime supply of ETFs? 🤔
As an enthusiastic follower, I’m thrilled to share some exciting insights about the upcoming 22nd episode of Dr. Stone Season 4! I’ve got you covered on what to expect and where to watch it online for a seamless streaming experience. Let’s dive in!
In its global debut, the movie “The Conjuring: Last Rites” raked in a total of $187 million, with $83 million coming from domestic box office sales and an additional $104 million earned from 66 different international markets. (Source: Box Office Mojo)
Mandell, fresh off guessing Bitcoin’s price like Nostradamus, claims there’s a secret “large player” out there rummaging through these cyber coffers without flashing a single trade on the market. Sleight of hand with zero spotlight? Sounds like the plot of a crypto thriller, but hey, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy?
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