Will Chainlink’s New ETF Make Crypto as Easy as Pie? You Bet!

Ah, the eternal dance of progress and pecuniary dreams! Grayscale, with a conspicuous flair for timing, has dispatched to the august halls of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission an S-1 parchment-the very scroll that beseeches the gods of regulation to bless a new marvel: a Chainlink (LINK) ETF. Imagine, dear reader, a world where … Read more

Bitcoin’s Dance with Destiny: Fed’s Scissors 🦅✂️ or Bull’s Stampede? 🐂💨

Mark your calendars, comrades, for the 17th of September, when the Federal Reserve’s FOMC meeting shall convene. There, the high priest of monetary policy, Jerome Powell, is expected to wield his sacred scissors and snip the rates. A gesture, perhaps, but one that comes long after the other central banks have already danced to the tune of 88 global rate cuts. Europe, four times; the Bank of England, three; the Bank of Canada, twice. Even the Swiss, ever the pragmatists, have retreated to the safety of 0%. Yet, the Fed, like a bear emerging from hibernation, moves with glacial slowness. 🐢✂️

Spaceballs 2 Finally Gets the Major Update Fans Have Been Waiting For

Josh Gad, writer and star of Spaceballs 2, shared with Collider that the project has reached a significant milestone – they’re now in the final stages of pre-production. Three years ago, he presented the idea to Mel Brooks. Now, Gad is about to travel to Australia to start filming, making this long-awaited sequel more real than ever. In essence, it means that the Schwartz (the project) is stirring down under.

Orlando Bloom Addresses Possible Legolas Recast in New LOTR Movie

Bloom stated during his interview on The Today Show that he hasn’t received any news about the project, which centers around Gollum. He admitted, “I don’t know what’s happening, but given its focus, anything could be possible. It’s an incredible part, and I’m truly thankful for my experience in those films. Still, I haven’t received any updates.” Moreover, he expressed his guardianship over the role of Legolas, saying, ” frankly, I wouldn’t want anyone else to play Legolas. Who will they find to replace me? What will they do with the character?

DeFi Disaster! 💸 $2.4M Vanishes!

According to the chaps at CertiK, a firm dedicated to sniffing out these digital shenanigans, the whole ghastly affair stems from a price oracle manipulation. Which, as far as I can gather, means someone rather cleverly hoodwinked the system into believing things were worth a jolly sight more than they actually were. A bit like Aunt Agatha claiming her prize-winning marrow was the size of a small pony.

The Dowager Doge’s Dance Towards Destiny

In a town where the currencies of nations bow to the whims of jesters and jesting pups, a peculiar phenomenon unfolds. Dogecoin, oh delightful deity of digital devotion, swagged higher than a hangover headache, sweetening the scene with a 7% gain day after day. As if the stars themselves had aligned whimsically to pen a narrative at the behest of some celestial author, DOGE emerged victorious, breaking through layers of linear constraints as one might step over scattered toys of an energetic child (because, what else does time do here?).

Validators to Cast Votes on USDH Ticker in a Dance of Digital Dollars

The Hyperliquid team, in a Sunday missive dispatched to the project’s official Discord server, revealed that the electoral process will commence on September 14, between the witching hours of 10:00 and 11:00 UTC. However, before the clock strikes the fateful hour, the aspiring teams must submit their proposals by September 10. The validators, those noble guardians of the network, are expected to announce their allegiances by September 11, allowing users ample time to “stake to a validator who matches their vote.” A veritable ballet of blockchain politics! 💃🕺