French Firms Swap Shares for Bitcoin: Epic Parisian Drama Meets Crypto Comedy
In the haze of a Paris morning, with sunbeams dancing on the Seine, two French outfits—Crypto Blockchain Industries (CBI) and its enigmatic patron, Ker Ventures—have tipped their berets to the gods of fortune and announced a plot worthy of a Dostoyevsky fever dream. Hand in hand with Turkish exchange SAFEbit, they’ve orchestrated an accord: the French may seize up to 2,000 Bitcoins from SAFEbit’s vaults, offering naught but slips of CBI shares in return. No cash, just the crisp breath of commerce (and some ambitious paperwork that could make even Kafka blush).