LimeWire Buys Fyre Festival: The Meme Heist of the Century 🤡

Ah, but the path to ownership was not without its rivals. Among them stood Ryan Reynolds, that silver-tongued merchant of charm, who had apparently fancied the idea of adding Fyre Festival to his collection of ironic acquisitions. His marketing agency, Maximum Effort, had placed a bid-though one suspects it was done half in jest, like betting on a three-legged horse. Upon losing, Reynolds offered his congratulations with the dry wit of a man who knows he’s dodged a cannonball: “Congrats to LimeWire… I look forward to attending their first event but will be bringing my own palette of water.” A wise precaution indeed.








