Bitcoin Profits Explode: Ancient Hodlers and Newbies Dance the Crypto Salsa! 🕺💃

Behold, dear reader, for Glassnode-the Gandalf of on-chain analytics-has revealed that Bitcoin’s realized profits have skyrocketed. In just 24 hours, over $1 billion in profit was realized. Yes, you read that right. BILLION. With a “B.” It’s almost as if someone whispered, “The market’s back, baby!” into the collective ear of both institutional whales and retail minnows.