Crypto’s Grand Farce: $790M Vanishes as Congress Snoozes
The funding lapse, a mere weekend tryst with fiscal irresponsibility, has not merely nudged investors into a cautious waltz across the spot markets; it has, in fact, frozen the crypto ETF space into a glacial tableau of inactivity. Money, that fickle mistress, fled with the urgency of a debutante escaping a dull soiree-all on the last trading day before the weekend, no less.








