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Source – X (formerly known as Twitter, but we don’t talk about that.) 🐦

The protocol’s Total Value Locked (TVL) now whispers $10 billion, a secret shared by the synthetic dollar USDe, which now jingles as the world’s third-largest stablecoin. 🏆🪙

Chainlink [LINK] has enjoyed a 30% surge over the past week, with daily trading volume hitting a staggering $1.35 billion. At the time of writing, LINK was trading near $21, having taken a modest 1% dip from the previous day’s close-though one might argue it was merely taking a polite bow before its grand entrance. 🎩

Today, MARA and @EDFofficiel inked a parchment-bound pact to claim Exaion, a subsidiary whose HPC capabilities are as enigmatic as a Tolstoyan subplot. 📄

Peruse the press release:

Now, don’t go thinking this is just some wild-eyed lunatic’s daydream. No sir! This here forecast is rooted in the soil of market changes, regulatory improvements, and a whole heap of institutional adoption that’s shaking up the crypto landscape like a raucous barn dance. 💃