Markets Go Bananas as Trump’s Hormuz Blockade Turns S&P 500 into a Green Machine!
Traders, bless their naïve hearts, were taken aback by this intraday reversal. Just the night before, equity futures had plummeted faster than a lead balloon after President Trump announced the blockade following a diplomatic tango that went awry in Islamabad. Apparently, discussions on uranium enrichment, proxy support, and sanctions relief were not enough to keep the peace. Who would have thought?







