Unveiling Lido’s Grand Scheme: A Satirical Take on Staking and Corporate Treasuries

This ambitious plan, laid bare in the GOOSE-3 governance proposal unveiled on November 24, 2025, outlines four priorities. These include expanding stETH adoption (because who doesn’t want to adopt a digital asset?), upgrading protocol infrastructure (a noble pursuit indeed), scaling new revenue through Lido Earn (because more is always merrier), and connecting the off-chain world of corporate finance with the on-chain liquidity of dreams.








