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In total, these treasure hoarders are sitting on roughly 791,662 BTC (because who doesn’t want to be nearly 800,000 Bitcoin richer?) and 1,313,318 ETH, which is about 3.98% of all the Bitcoin in existence—roughly enough to make a tiny island—or at least a big city. Ethereum fans are a little more modest, holding about 1.09% of Ethereum’s circulating supply, which is probably enough to get you a decent coffee or a reasonably priced yacht.

The Byzantine General’s latest chart, a labyrinthine masterpiece, now points to a potential shift in Hyperliquid’s lower timeframe structure—a confirmed higher low. Technically, this is the first constructive sign in ages, with price coiling beneath descending trendline resistance. The setup resembles the early stages of a rounded bottom or even a possible inverse head and shoulders, if the cosmos conspires. 🐍📈

Enter the grand arena: The Financial Services Agency (FSA) held its inaugural Crypto Assets Working Group meeting on July 31, where the real drama unfolded. The plot? Reclassifying crypto assets, because calling them mere payment tools is so last season; now they’re “investment products,” darling. 🎬

Optimism—no, not the one that makes you smile—just OP—has been flirting with a descending channel for nearly nine months, clearly telling us it’s got abandonment issues. The chart shows a mountain of lower highs and lower lows, like a very gloomy roller coaster ride.

As the inaugural wave in Credefi’s grand cross-protocol RWA rollout, this partnership is akin to a magician pulling tokenized equity assets from a hat, directly into the whimsical world of decentralized finance. The mission? A straightforward endeavor: to bridge the staid shores of traditional value with the tempestuous seas of DeFi liquidity through the most direct route imaginable — permissionless peer-to-peer lending. 🏦✨

Recent whispers from the wise sage, Axel Adler Jr., tell us that the dance between fresh and seasoned investors suggests there’s still some glitter left in this rally—more room to twirl and dip before the curtains fall.

Founded by the triumvirate — the allUnity — this venture announced its debut on a Thursday, the final day of July, perhaps hoping to herald the month’s end with a flourish of regulated digital grandeur. 🎩

Recent whispers from CoinGlass reveal that within a mere 24 hours, Cardano has seen liquidations totaling a tidy $7,169,300. The real comedy lies in the hilarious mismatch: long ADA holders got wiped out to the tune of $6,560,000, while shorts barely registered a hiccup at just $609,300. The funny part? That’s a $5,950,700—yes, nearly six million—dollar gulf, marking a 977% binge in liquidation imbalance. Talk about a gap wider than Russian winter snow!